Princess Donut
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Stats
Classes
Attributes
- Strength
- 58
- Dexterity
- 13
- Constitution
- 14
- Intelligence
- 53
- Charisma
- 120
Get Out of Jail
A pricey (40-point) spellbook spell that snaps a paralyzed, frozen, or otherwise held target back into action — Donut first uses it to wake Prepotente.
Encore
A Legendary Diva support spell that heals the entire party and strips several debuffs from them at once — Donut's group-recovery button.
Entourage
A Legendary Diva spell that surrounds the party with illusory copies of each member, splitting enemy attention and hiding which target is real.
Laundry Day
A spell that yanks the armor off a target and dumps it on the ground, leaving the enemy exposed. Higher levels handle tougher armor or more targets at once.
Standing Ovation
One of Donut's Legendary Diva spells: a party-wide buff that raises allies' Dexterity and strengthens their spellcasting, with the size of the effect tied to how good her performance is.
Twinkle Toes
A low-cost utility spell that makes a summoned minion or pet move dramatically faster for a short time — fast enough that Mongo can outrun a dune buggy.
Astral Paw
A spellbook utility spell: Donut conjures a floating ethereal paw to push, grab, and strike at a distance. Its reach grows with level, it sprouts claws at level 5, and it can be enlarged at level 10.
Wall of Fire
A common zoning and escape spell that raises a roughly ten-meter-wide, two-meter-high sheet of flame for about fifteen seconds at level 1. Being real fire, it keeps burning anything flammable after the magic fades.
Bitch, What?
A charm-scaling attack spell keyed to Donut's outsized Charisma. Named for the line she delivers when casting it.
Minion Army
Spellbook acquired from a Floor-1 Beguiler Box — read-gated by 50 spell-point requirement
Love Vampire
Donut's first Charisma-tier ability — a damage-redirect rather than raw damage. For the duration of a fight it funnels the holder's incoming damage into the heart of a single chosen enemy at or below their level.
Hole
Bronze Boss Box opens to a spellbook Donut hesitates to apply without consulting Mordecai — itself a small milestone in her developing decision-discipline. Mordecai reads the book name (Hole) and tells her to learn it. She applies it, glows, and starts experimenting.
Mascot
A party-wide buff keyed to the team's pet: whenever the pet damages an enemy, every party member gains a temporary Dexterity and Constitution boost, and a pet kill extends that buff to hours.
Acute Ears
Donut's scout skill from a Platinum Quest Box: sharpened hearing plus a minimap upgrade — hostile red dots grow in size and report known-match info. Pairs with her Night Vision to cover most blind-encounter risks.
Double Tap
A skill granted by the looted Enchanted Anklet of the Fallen Oak: when Donut lands two of the same attack in a row, the second hit has a chance to deal critical damage.
Clockwork Triplicate
Creates two semi-autonomous clockwork duplicates of a target pet or minion for roughly one minute
Cat-like Reflexes
One of the four cat-racial skills Donut gains when she takes the Cat race on the Floor-3 selection screen (with Night Vision, Slash Attack, and 9 Lives). Sharpens her reaction speed and dodge.
Night Vision
One of the four cat-racial skills Donut gains when she takes the Cat race on the Floor-3 selection screen (with Cat-like Reflexes, Slash Attack, and 9 Lives). Anchors her party-scout role — paired with Acute Ears it covers most blind-encounter risks.
9 Lives
Donut's Floor-3 cat-race skill: it halves the damage from the first nine physical attacks she takes each day, resetting on the day/night cycle. Only physical hits qualify — and a halved one-shot can still be a killing blow.
Character Actor
Donut's Former Child Actor skill: on each floor she picks a "specialty" class and gains a random subset of its skills and spells for that floor only, leaving her existing kit untouched. It levels only on descent — one level per floor.
Cockroach
Class skill granted at Former Child Actor selection. Level 5 guarantees one free lethal-hit survival per combat encounter, leaving Donut at near-death health afterward. The skill represents the in-fiction "cockroach" of the class — outlasts hits a normal crawler shouldn't.
Heal Critter
A support spell that restores an allied creature — Mongo, a summon, a pet — to full health in a single cast. Donut's main tool for keeping the party's animals in the fight.
Second Chance
Donut's necromancy spell. Raises a recently-killed mob (must be lower level than caster) as a Level-1 undead minion. The raised corpse retains weak motor function and can be verbally commanded but has no formal control interface.
Dodge
Mordecai flags Dodge as Donut's most-important survival skill given her low health pool. He notes that hitting Level 5 makes the skill markedly easier to use — implying a usability cliff at the threshold typical of DCC active skills.
Puddle Jumper
Donut's signature mobility spell. Teleports the caster and up to three others to a target location within line of sight. Range scales with spell level. At level 15, functions essentially as Teleport — one of the most powerful spells in the dungeon.
Torch
Hands-free light source spell. Summons a luminous curl that trails the caster — no torch to hold, no inventory slot consumed. Mordecai explains the spell strengthens with use; the brighter the light, the higher the effective level.
Back Claw
Companion skill to Slice Attack — uses the rear paws for a kicking strike, often paired with a forward slice in the same flurry. Higher levels add damage and increase the chance of drawing blood through low-tier armor.
Slice Attack
Donut's signature claw attack — a forward-swiping slice with the front paws. Combined with her elevated Growth-buff Strength, the slice penetrates leather armor by mid-Floor-1. Donut keeps it in reserve while Magic Missile is her primary attack but uses it when mana runs dry.
Good First Impression
Social-skill that biases first-encounter NPC reactions toward favourable. Combined with Donut's already-elevated Charisma it produces the diplomatic posture she uses to charm the goblin shamankas, Tally, and various Floor-2 vendors.
Magic Missile
Donut's primary attack spell. Fires a blue-cyan projectile bolt from her eyes. Scaling damage based on caster Intelligence and skill level.
Legendary Diva
Bard variant — songs cast spells; no mana cost, spells fire on successful in-key singing; mid-tier offensive + party-support spellbook
Former Child Actor
Bard/Rogue Jack-Of-All-Trades subclass, Earth class — comeback-from-the-brink performer
Enchanted Obsidian Bracelet of the Raggle Rouser
A plain black glass bangle that resizes itself to its wearer. Donut covets it the instant she reads the description; Carl warns her not to cast its Fireball in tight quarters, since it's far more dangerous to handle than her magic missiles.
Enchanted Collar Charm of the Effete Bourgeoisie
Upgrading it requires first conquering an Extra-Large settlement; an upgrade also upgrades every gem already set in it
The Bard's Golden Throat
A face-slot enchanted headset microphone. Its Golden Throat enhancement corrects the wearer's pitch automatically, turning performance-dependent abilities into reliable ones.
Prism Industries Capacitating and Focusing Goggles
Donut's unique sponsor-gift goggles from Princess D'Nadia. They add heat- and dark-vision and act as an ocular spell capacitor, focusing her Magic Missile into a chain-charging four-shot laser.
Enchanted Mongoliensis Saddle
Mongo's enchanted riding saddle, won from Donut's first Platinum fan box. While mounted Donut gains +15% offensive spell damage and anti-piercing resistance; while occupied Mongo gains +20% Constitution and +20% melee damage.
Enchanted Anklet of the Fallen Oak
An anklet looted from the tree-woman crawler Lea Bautista. It grants +1 Dexterity, +1 Constitution, and +3 to the Double Tap skill; Donut wears it only grudgingly.
Enchanted Fur Brush of the Ecclesiastic
A grooming-buff item: a nightly ten-minute brushing grants Donut +2 Constitution for 30 hours. Same daily-ritual enchantment family as Carl's Enchanted Pedicure Kit of the Sylph.
Talisman of the Slate Butterfly
Two-bonus enchanted talisman: +1 Intelligence flat plus +4 base levels to Donut's Light on Your Feet skill. The skill jump from her native L3 to effective L7 is dramatic enough that she immediately starts vaulting twice as high in the play area.
Princess Donut's Tiara
Grants +5 Intelligence and +5 to the Good First Impression skill. All Donut's attacks (including Magic Missile) have a 15% chance to inflict the Sepsis debuff — multiplying her effective DPS against affected mobs.
Enhanced Pet Biscuit
Over 100 possible random effects when fed to a pet (half good, rest neutral or bad)