Dungeon Crawler Carl
40 facts through Bk 3 · Ch 1
Earth is razed by the Borant Corporation; the surviving humans (and a few other species) compete in a galaxy-broadcast dungeon-crawl reality show. Carl, a Coast Guard veteran caught outside in his boxers and Crocs at the moment of the apocalypse, descends with his ex-girlfriend's now-sapient tortoiseshell Persian cat, Princess Donut.
The tracker
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- Bk 5 78 ch
- Bk 6 73 ch
- Bk 7 88 ch
- Bk 8 99 ch
Carl & Princess Donut
- ItemBronze Adventurer BoxBk 1 · Ch 5
Entry-tier general-supply loot box
loot boxbronze - ItemBronze Pet BoxBk 1 · Ch 5
Entry-tier pet-supply loot box
loot boxbronze - ItemBronze Weapon BoxBk 1 · Ch 5
Entry-tier weapon loot box
loot boxbronze - ItemEnchanted Nightgaunt Cloak of StoutnessBk 1 · Ch 5
+4 Constitution; poison + ice resistance; Anti-Piercing applies to all worn armor
equipment - ItemEnchanted Toe Ring of the Splatter SkunkBk 1 · Ch 5
+3 Strength; +3 levels to Powerful Strike skill
equipment - ItemEnchanted Trollskin Shirt of PummelingBk 1 · Ch 5
+7 Regeneration; negates Stun, Knockback, Disarm, Out-of-Breath
equipment - ItemEnhanced Pet BiscuitBk 1 · Ch 5
Over 100 possible random effects when fed to a pet (half good, rest neutral or bad)
consumable - ItemGoblin DynamiteBk 1 · Ch 5
Volatile incendiary
equipment - ItemGoblin PassBk 1 · Ch 5
Removes goblin auto-hostility; +20% damage from fairy-class mobs
equipment - ItemGold Apparel BoxBk 1 · Ch 5
Gold-tier apparel loot box
loot boxgold - ItemGold Shoe BoxBk 1 · Ch 5
Gold-tier footwear loot box
loot boxgold - ItemLegendary Pet BoxBk 1 · Ch 5
Legendary-tier pet-supply loot box
loot boxlegendary - ItemSilver Adventurer BoxBk 1 · Ch 5
Mid-tier general-supply loot box
loot boxsilver - ItemSilver Goblin BoxBk 1 · Ch 5
Goblin-themed silver loot box
loot boxsilver - ItemPrincess Donut's TiaraBk 1 · Ch 7
Grants +5 Intelligence and +5 to the Good First Impression skill. All Donut's attacks (including Magic Missile) have a 15% chance to infl...
- ItemTalisman of the Slate ButterflyBk 1 · Ch 9
+1 Intelligence; +4 levels to Light on Your Feet
equipment - ItemGold Crowd Control BoxBk 1 · Ch 11
Gold-tier crowd-control loot box
loot boxgold - ItemHobgoblin PusBk 1 · Ch 17
Plastic high explosive; magical detonator required
equipment - ItemGold Asshole's BoxBk 1 · Ch 19
Gold-tier 'jerk achievement' loot box
loot boxgold - ItemGold Looter BoxBk 1 · Ch 19
Gold-tier appraisal loot box
gold - ItemEnchanted War Gauntlet of the Exalted GrullBk 1 · Ch 25
Stat bonuses apply in fist mode. Adds 2 Iron Punch levels and 1 Powerful Strike level. 2% stun chance per successful hit. Does not negate...
equipment - ItemGold Brawler BoxBk 1 · Ch 25
Gold-tier melee-combat loot box
loot boxgold - ItemPlatinum Shoe BoxBk 1 · Ch 30
Platinum-tier footwear loot box
loot boxplatinum - ItemSilver Mechanic's BoxBk 1 · Ch 30
Silver-tier crafting loot box
loot boxsilver - ItemCarl's Jug O' BoomBk 1 · Ch 32
Incendiary tossable (Carl-named molotov variant)
- ItemRev-Up Immunity SmoothieBk 1 · Ch 34
Immunity to health-seeping debuffs + communicable diseases; Buzzed debuff (CHA +3, DEX −1, Shaky Cam, Truth Serum)
- ItemEnchanted BigBoi BoxersBk 1 · Ch 35
+2 Constitution; carries the Protective Shell spell
equipment - ItemEnchanted Fur Brush of the EcclesiasticBk 1 · Ch 35
+2 Constitution for 30 hours, granted by 10-minute nightly brushing
equipment - ItemKrakaren Boss BoxBk 1 · Ch 35
Silver-tier boss loot box
loot boxsilver - ItemEnchanted Repeating Crossbow of the Scavenger Mother of MothersBk 1 · Ch 39
- ItemPlatinum Lucky Bastard BoxBk 1 · Ch 39
Platinum-tier 'lucky survival' loot box
loot boxplatinum - ItemSilver Earth BoxBk 2 · Ch 2
Earth-culture incentive loot box
loot boxsilver - ItemBig Top TicketBk 2 · Ch 4
Grants safe passage through Grimaldi's Traveling Circus public areas — except the three rings
- ItemEarth Hobby PotionBk 2 · Ch 5
Grants a random Level-3 Earth-based hobby skill on consumption
- ItemEnchanted Anklet of the Fallen OakBk 2 · Ch 6
+1 Dexterity, +1 Constitution, +3 Double Tap skill
- ItemEnchanted Fang Caps of the Expectorating TizherukBk 2 · Ch 13
+50% bite melee damage, 25% Poison L5 proc, 10% Paralyzed L5 proc
- ItemGold Fan BoxBk 2 · Ch 13
Gold-tier fan-voted loot box
loot boxgold - ItemPlatinum Quest BoxBk 2 · Ch 13
Platinum-tier quest-reward loot box
loot boxplatinum - ItemHobgoblin Hob-LobberBk 2 · Ch 16
Fused variant (lit fuse, more stable) and impact-enchanted variant (more dangerous in inventory but no fuse needed)
- ItemXisteraBk 2 · Ch 17
Inventory-summoned items can be pushed directly into the scoop for slinging at ~250 mph
- ItemBronze Assassin's BoxBk 2 · Ch 22
Bronze
loot boxbronze - ItemPlatinum Tyrant's BoxBk 2 · Ch 22
Platinum
platinum - ItemSilver Quest BoxBk 2 · Ch 22
Silver-tier quest-reward loot box
loot boxsilver - ItemSheol Glass Reaper CaseBk 2 · Ch 23
Sheol Glass Reaper Case Protection
- ItemCarl's Doomsday ScenarioBk 2 · Ch 25
Unstable custom explosive — city-leveling yield, status Explosion Imminent (3 in 10⁷), cannot be re-stabilized
- ItemTrain Conductor's Souvenir HatBk 3 · Ch 1
Auto-awarded to every crawler the moment they materialise on a Floor-4 train