Dungeon Crawler Carl

Entry-tier general-supply loot box

Entry-tier pet-supply loot box

Entry-tier weapon loot box

+4 Constitution; poison + ice resistance; Anti-Piercing applies to all worn armor

+3 Strength; +3 levels to Powerful Strike skill

+7 Regeneration; negates Stun, Knockback, Disarm, Out-of-Breath

Over 100 possible random effects when fed to a pet (half good, rest neutral or bad)

Volatile incendiary

Removes goblin auto-hostility; +20% damage from fairy-class mobs

Gold-tier apparel loot box

Gold-tier footwear loot box

Legendary-tier pet-supply loot box

Mid-tier general-supply loot box

Goblin-themed silver loot box

Grants +5 Intelligence and +5 to the Good First Impression skill. All Donut's attacks (including Magic Missile) have a 15% chance to infl...

+1 Intelligence; +4 levels to Light on Your Feet

Gold-tier crowd-control loot box

Plastic high explosive; magical detonator required

Gold-tier 'jerk achievement' loot box

Gold-tier appraisal loot box

Stat bonuses apply in fist mode. Adds 2 Iron Punch levels and 1 Powerful Strike level. 2% stun chance per successful hit. Does not negate...

Gold-tier melee-combat loot box

Platinum-tier footwear loot box

Silver-tier crafting loot box

Incendiary tossable (Carl-named molotov variant)

Immunity to health-seeping debuffs + communicable diseases; Buzzed debuff (CHA +3, DEX −1, Shaky Cam, Truth Serum)

+2 Constitution; carries the Protective Shell spell

+2 Constitution for 30 hours, granted by 10-minute nightly brushing

Silver-tier boss loot box

Buffet enchant (infinite stock ammo), female-only wielder, +1.5x strength-and-level damage scaling vs standard crossbow, +15 Dex / +10 Str when wielded

Platinum-tier 'lucky survival' loot box

Earth-culture incentive loot box

Grants safe passage through Grimaldi's Traveling Circus public areas — except the three rings

Grants a random Level-3 Earth-based hobby skill on consumption

+1 Dexterity, +1 Constitution, +3 Double Tap skill

+50% bite melee damage, 25% Poison L5 proc, 10% Paralyzed L5 proc

Gold-tier fan-voted loot box

Platinum-tier quest-reward loot box

Fused variant (lit fuse, more stable) and impact-enchanted variant (more dangerous in inventory but no fuse needed)

Inventory-summoned items can be pushed directly into the scoop for slinging at ~250 mph

Bronze-tier assassination-achievement box

Platinum-tier conquest loot box

Silver-tier quest-reward loot box

Sheol Glass Reaper Case Protection

Unstable custom explosive — city-leveling yield, status Explosion Imminent (3 in 10⁷), cannot be re-stabilized

Acts as a portal key — equipping it lets any crawler pass the Abyss Gate at Station 436 and reach the trainyard

Bronze-tier boss loot box (Carl's share)

Forms a metallic buckler on wrist-snap command — Shatter enchantment, 1.5% per-attack disarm chance with a 90/5/5% drop/break/inventory-transfer split

Per-settlement gem grants stat bonuses + skill grants + a 10-day recurring tax stipend if the holder still controls that settlement at collapse

Dwarven automaton-factory device that recharges spent batteries from mana potions

Bronze-tier crafting loot box

+15% to Donut's offensive spell damage and anti-piercing resistance while mounted; +20% Constitution and +20% melee damage on Mongo while occupied

Platinum-tier fan-voted loot box

Curated chapters of potions, explosives, traps, monster weaknesses, mob/system shortcuts, and free-form per-edition notes

Gold-tier engineering-achievement box

Bronze-tier sponsor loot box

Permanent interface upgrade — Identify and Analyze Subspace Portals; flags compatible keys in inventory; one-way Visual Analysis where access is granted

Platinum-tier slaughter-achievement box

Heat vision + dark-vision enhancement + ocular-spell capacitor — focuses Magic Missile into a four-shot laser that can chain-charge

Five applications — each applies a 30-hour boss-damage buff (+3× normal bosses, +4× Province/Country/Floor bosses); must be applied in a saferoom

+5% to all stats; grants the Marked for Death skill — a faction-wars-tier murder-tracker

+5% Strength, +5% Constitution, grants the Avalanche benefit — body-impact damage counts as 2x the wielder's mass while moving

Platinum-tier grappling-achievement box

Grants 5% Constitution, five Rooted in Place levels, and converts Rush into the five-minute cone attack Crowd Blast

Auto-casts level-5 Cone of Knockback against groups of 10+ similar mobs — 5-minute cooldown; telescopes 25cm to 3m

Functions as a regular crossbow bolt — except on a successful eye-strike to a deity, where it pauses the god's invulnerability for 15 seconds

City-Boss kill reward — populates the map with named-boss locations and descriptions in a large radius around the wielder

Two-benefit toe ring — almost legendary-tier value per Mordecai; ranks just below the Kimaris Figure and the Ring of Divine Suffering in Carl's inventory at acquisition

Legendary-tier deity-survival loot box

Permanently raises one chosen spell or skill by +5 levels — chooser's pick, no time pressure, no shelf life

Platinum-tier consolation loot box

Carl-and-Katia engineering-table fabrication — snowmobile-style treaded rear, two rubber-tired front wheels, single-gear dwarfish train-cart battery engine, two-seat configuration

Three pieces — winding box (Mad Dune Mage's lab), mirror-twin watch (Commandant Kane), mirror-twin watch (Henrik) — must be in proximity for the gate to fire

Pair of Gate of the Feral Gods artefact pieces — one watch held by Henrik (Hump Town side), one by Commandant Kane (Wasteland side); a third winding box held by the Mad Dune Mage completes the set

Silver-tier boss loot box

Silver-tier fan-voted loot box

Gold-tier crudely-named achievement box

Silver-tier fall-survival loot box

Heavy multi-hued smoke billows that conceal movement and respond to light frequency — blinds all creatures in the cloud, including the caster

Silver-tier sponsor-milestone box

+5 Detect Traps, level-15 Tripper spell (item-based, 5-hour cooldown), Remote Detonator benefit

Compatible upgrade-patch slots — every patch sewn on adds +1 to all stats on top of the base; eligible Back Patch slot doubles the total benefit

Makes a marauding dinosaur pack eat the drinker last; lasts a full thirty hours, with a description vague on exactly how it works

Silver-tier legal-victory loot box

Ripe marks creatures below half health on the map; Pathfinder extends its usefulness for sniping

Platinum-tier sponsor emergency box

Platinum-tier reward loot box

Platinum-tier mass-casualty achievement box

Loot box awarded for killing hunters on Floor 6 — Carl banks thirty-four of them from the Zockau massacre alone

The severed hand of a slain hunter, awarded as a trophy for hunter kills

A high-yield thermobaric wheeled bomb that also imbues Fear within its blast radius — a much bigger-yield cousin of Carl's barrel explosives

Upgrading it requires first conquering an Extra-Large settlement; an upgrade also upgrades every gem already set in it

A trap add-on mod that notifies its owner if the trap it's attached to is ever disabled or set off — Carl gets a pack of twenty from a Trapmaster box

Trap-specialist loot box

A hunter-carried mana-restore potion — Carl loots thirty of them (alongside thirty Good Health Potions) off the downed yenk hunter Bravvo, a consumable he hadn't encountered before

An ordinary arrow whose tip is dipped in a poison that inflicts the incurable affliction Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea — non-lethal, agonizing, and curable only by self-mutilation or passing it to someone else

A crude colored-pencil map of the Hunting Grounds drawn on the back of a Canadian diner's kids' menu, looted off the Dream Hunter Arwick — segmented into faction sections

Lets the drinker stand and walk on empty air as if on solid glass, with an interface slider to raise or lower altitude; lasts about sixty seconds per dose

A Mordecai-brewed Intelligence-boost potion — pushes Carl's INT past 30 and roughly triples his Ping spell's reach for the duration

Provides one level-10 Fireball cast every twenty minutes

A light, field-built trebuchet of the Dream's mounted artillerists — grown from poisonous bamboo via a Bamboozeled cast plus druid magic, then lashed together with a sling and spare parts to hurl loads around 300 kg

A descriptionless, credit-card-like token looted off a Skull Empire orc — apparent hunter/orc currency that doesn't surface in the normal loot list

A trap type that calls in reinforcements when triggered — fielded in defensive belts alongside silent-alarm traps to harden an approach

When triggered, summons two random town guards or minions from the current floor to the trap's location; misfires if the owner controls no minions or town

A trap that causes its victim to slip and fall — sited near water to drop the target in

Gold-tier heresy-achievement box

Gold achievement box from "That's not how you use arrows, dumbass."

Gold-tier gag box from "This little piggy made a boom boom!"

Gold-tier sponsor loot box

A black, bubbling potion that removes any effects of Scolopendra's Transmutation spell — the same magic that turned the ursine mothers into the mongoliensis pack and the child Tina into an allosaurus

A small, colourless, intensely glittering gem created when a god or demigod falls — it stores god-tier spells and knowledge, released only by charging it through kills while it is worn as jewellery or installed on weapon or armour

A cursed crown — a returning early-Book item — that the dying Eva Sigrid jammed onto Katia's head at the Floor-6 close, binding Katia's and Donut's succession so that only one of the two may leave the ninth floor for the tenth

Celestial-tier apex-kill loot box

Allows removal of cursed items; grants immunity to natural fire and lava, resistance to fire-based spells, zero health loss while inside Sheol, and a boost to all fire-attack spell damage scaled to the wearer's Intelligence

Gold achievement box from "Pacifist!" — surviving an entire floor without hurting a single mob

As a divine item it gains and loses extra powers depending on proximity to deities and demons, and it adds a Soul Essence bar plus a deity-proximity alert to Carl's interface; the minor Climb benefit rounds it out

An incremental-damage weapon — +1.5% damage per qualifying kill (standing at +238.5%), +10 Dexterity plus 10%, a 5% chance to inflict Bonked, and a 20% chance that anything it kills bursts into gold coins scaled to its level and inventory

The tattoo makes the Shi Maria bond outlast the card itself — when Donut rips the Shi Maria totem after the battle, the spider goddess remains a permanent passenger in Carl's mind and body, her delivery-to-Larracos quest still active

Celestial-tier achievement box from "Touched by a Demon!"

Gold achievement box from "Lord of the Flies!"

Gold achievement box from the unhinged "Used Pet!" achievement

Legendary-tier gag loot box from the "Unbirthing!" achievement

Reward card from the "Celestial Loot!" achievement for picking a Celestial item up off the floor

Platinum achievement box from "Chickenshit Exploit!"

Platinum box shaped like a demon head, awarded for looking at Amayon

A unique Celestial cloak — the first Celestial item ever awarded in this season, originally given in a third-floor Celestial Quest Box — looted from the dead champion Quan Ch and inherited by Donut, whose benefits auto-tailor to the wearer and cannot be shared

A unique tiara gifted to Donut by a mysterious new sponsor, paired with a Charge Pillow — imbued with ninety-nine Absorption Jewels, granting a flat Charisma bonus and the ability to permanently bank up to ninety-nine buffs drained from other hat-slot items

Simple silver toe ring carrying three level-5 Balance skills; must be worn on the left pinky toe

Small die-cut upgrade patch depicting a traveling Reaper Spider Minion merchant laden with wicker baskets

A roughly fifty-foot silver tilt-rotor stealth light bomber — a "Casket in the Sky"-class airship won by Louis Santiago 2 from a Celestial loot box, powered by a silver-encased soul crystal, with a five-crew bomb bay that adds half again to any bomb's yield

Necklace Of Indelible Woe Effect

A thermos-sized, self-contained thermobaric charge of Carl's design that incinerates everything within roughly a hundred meters — the punch of the wheeled Just Wait Until Your Daddy Gets Home without its Fear effect, miniaturized; the AI supplied the name

Solid gold with a jeweled handle, it screams like a cheering arena crowd while in use and shouts for an encore for two minutes whenever the brushing stops

Legendary box for surviving a self-detonated blast on god-tier immortality alone

A patch of a bare foot crushing four-leaf clovers, from the Legendary Lucky Bitch Box — it deflects one fatal blow per floor into the body of a party member instead, so Carl buries it unworn in his inventory

Platinum box for killing an opponent with a borrowed skill or spell